“V-Neck Virtuoso: The Crypto-Comfy Tee You Didn’t Mint but Wish You Had” 🌱💚
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.49 | 20.67 | 21.85 | 23.03 | 24.21 |
| Length, in | 27.56 | 28.35 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 30.71 |
Crypto fashionistas, listen up! Ever wished you could wear your assets? While we can’t turn your NFTs into fabric (yet), we’ve got the next best thing. This organic men’s V-neck is like the digital art of tees – minus the volatility.
Crafted with a collar that’s tougher than a diamond hands investor, this tee can go through wash cycles like it’s on a bull run and still hold its shape. And those sleeves and bottom hem? They’re double topstitched, not for extra security, but so you look twice as sharp.
When it comes to comfort, we’re talking 100% organic combed ringspun cotton. It’s so light (4.57 oz/yd² or 155 g/m²), you’ll feel like you’re floating in a liquidity pool. The fit? Regular. Because in the world of crypto, who really wants to be slim fit anyway?
And for our friends trading across the pond, remember: EU sizes are like altcoins, a bit different. Check our size chart before buying, unless you’re into surprise airdrops.
It’s got a label, sure, but it’s sewn in, so you can say goodbye to that annoying scratch. It’s the one detail we didn’t leave to smart contracts.
So go ahead, slip into this V-neck and feel like a million Dogecoins, even on days when the market’s down. Just remember: this tee’s value is always up!
$37.00
